Alternativ til den kedelige konfirmations sang

Vi kender alle scenariet;  Den upersonlige sang til konfirmanden.
Tydeligvis kopieret direkte fra festsange.dk

Jeg har her et sjovere alternativ til de "musikalsk udfordrede"...  :)

Først kommer den personlige tipskupon rundt med spørgsmål som kun konfirmanden ved svaret på

Spørgsmål 3 kan være forskellige lege. f.eks. Tegn og Gæt. 

Spørgsmålene her er fundet i en 40 år gammel Anders And "Hvem, Hvad, Hvor" fra 1974

Can You figure it out...?

This problem can be solved by pre-school children in 5-10 minutes, by programer – in 1 hour, by people with higher education … well, check it yourself! 

8809=6
7111=0
2172=0
6666=4
1111=0
3213=0
7662=2
9313=1
0000=4
2222=0
3333=0
5555=0
8193=3
8096=5
7777=0
9999=4
7756=1
6855=3
9881=5
5531=0
2581=?

Quiz 3

Så fik vi sgisme lavet en quiz mere.....
Svarene står som sædvanligt som kommentar

1	What was developed in the 40s Manhattan Project?
2	In which country did Ho chi Minh come to power?
3	In which decade did Gorbachev lose power?
4	Crocodile embryos sex is determined by which factor, temperature, humidity, or genetics?
5	Which controversial American sportsman had the first names Orenthal James?
6	Which family lived in the Little House on the Prairie?
7	Which country did USSR invade in 1979?
8	Who had a No 1 hit with Never Gonna Give You Up?
9	Who said Let's get Rocked in a 1992 hit?
10	Which two Saturday Night Live characters broadcast from an Aurora, Illinois basement?
11	What two cartoon mice attempt every night to take over the world from their cages in Acme Labs?
12	Who teamed up with Paul McCartney for ebony and Ivory?
13	Who had a 1994 No 1 with I Swear?
14	Which Lionel sang with The Commodores?
15	Who had a 60s No 1 with Wild Thing?
16	Who first charted as a solo performer with Careless Whisper?
17	Which country has more tractors per capita, Canada, Iceland or Japan?
18	Who released the Album, "All that you can't leave behind" in 2000?
19	Who played Austin Powers in the opening sequence of the movie "Goldmember"?
20	What is Rambos' first name?
21	Over the top' centered around this sport.

Ny ordleg med bynavne

En sjov ordleg, hvor man skal indsætte bynavne, så de danner de manglende ord
Svaret står nederst

Kære Fætte_   _ _ _ _ _ _

Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt _ _ _ _ ,  _ _ _ _  ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går m_ _   _ _   _ _ n helbredelse.

Den 3. ju_ _   _ _sluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.

Vort m_ _ , _ _ _ _en i Spøttrup i S_ _ _ _ _ _   _r dig sikkert velbekendt.

Frederik fungerede som _ _ _ _ _der.

Pludselig, på et sted, hvor vejen _ _ _ _,  _ksploderede den ene _ _ _ _,
_ _ _ _et var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _, kurede vi ned ad den g_ _ _ _ _  skræmt og blev slynget ud.

Min hat blev ødelagt, og _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ede i grøften. K_ _ _ _ _   _om _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.

Solens _ _ _ _ _ stod lavt, aftenen var _ _ _ _,  _ _ _en så os, _ _ _  
_ _ _ _et var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en _ _ _ _ _, da han n_ _  
_ _ _et og døren står _ _ _ _,  _ _ber han ind, men da de_   _ _ _ _n  _ _ _
_ _rinde, hjalp det intet.

Heldigvis gik der en _ _ _ _ _   _verst på bakken.

Han så en st_ _ _ _  i asfalten og 2 _ _ _ _ _ _, som var rullet til siden.

Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp-

Han har for resten en _ _ _    _ _ _    _ _ _   _artnervænget her i byen, og
_ _    _ _ _    _odt 50m. fra hans hus.

Med venlig hilsen  _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _


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Kære FætteR Anders.


Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt slag, Else ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går mod en sen helbredelse.
Den 3. juni besluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.
Vort mål, borgen i Spøttrup i Salling er dig sikkert velbekendt.
Frederik funge’rede som vejleder.


Pludselig, på et sted hvor vejen steg, eksploderede den ene ring, stedet var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med middel fart, kurede vi ned af den grønne skrænt og blev slynget ud.
Min hat blev ødelagt, og Frederiks havnede i grøften. Kassen som Maria gerne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.


Solens skive stod lavt, aftenen var kold, ingen så os, thi stedet var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en rønne, da han når huset og døren står åben, råber han ind, men da der ingen var derinde, hjalp det intet.
Heldigvis gik der en præst øverst på bakken.
Han så en stribe i asfalten og 2 tønder, som var rullet til siden. Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp.


Han har for resten en søn der bor gartnervænget her i byen, og vi bor godt 50m. fra hans hus.


Med venlig hilsen Svend Borg

Quiz nr 2

Her er der lige en quiz mere....

1	What actor has played the role of Marshal Samuel Gerard?
2	What continent has the most people per square mile?
3	In what movie does Jack Nicholson utter the line "You Can't Handle the Truth!"?
4	What religious philosophy did Ron Hubbard found in 1954?
5	What does CNN Stand for?
6	What was the name of the butler on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
7	In what movie based on a Stephen King work does Tom Hanks play a prison guard?
8	In what movie does Nicholas Cage play Cameron Poe?
9	In what movie does Randy Quaid play an Amish bowler?
10	In what movie did Jack Nicholson play the president of the US who was killed by aliens?
11	How many different places can a roulette ball land on a roulette wheel?
12	What did the crocodile swallow in Peter Pan?
13	Who did John Lennon marry?
14	Who wrote the song "Johnny be good"?
15	Who was the first man in space?
16	What year was President Kennedy killed?
17	Who invented the electric light bulb?
18	How much does a litre of water weigh?
19	Who is the father of Ralph on The Simpsons?
20	Who played the wife of Brad Pitt in the movie Seven?
21	Who had hit singles with What a Girl Wants and Genie in a Bottle?
22	Pb is the chemical symbol of what?
23	What actress is the mother of Kate Hudson?
24	Who played James Bond in the film "Moonraker"?
25	Hans Gruber was the villain in what movie?
26	What is the 6th planet from the Sun?

Et par gode råd fra en ægtemand.....

Jeg faldt lige over nedenstående "læserbrev".
Som ægtemand kan man jo kun nikke forstående til de problemstillinger, som manden må gå igennem. :)

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older,

it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

When you notice this, try not to yell at them.

Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Terry.

When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Terry to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.

I don't yell at her.

Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table.

I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable.

I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating.

But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of ageing is complaining, I think?

For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement.

I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.

That way she won't have to rush so much.

I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean).

I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.

She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard.

I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man.

I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.

And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Terry.

I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.

Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible!

Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.

However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your ageing wife because of this article,

I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed,
Jim


EDITOR'S NOTE: 
Jim died suddenly on February 7 of a perforated rectum.

The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby.

His wife Terry was arrested and charged with murder.

The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Jim, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.