Can You figure it out...?

This problem can be solved by pre-school children in 5-10 minutes, by programer – in 1 hour, by people with higher education … well, check it yourself! 

8809=6
7111=0
2172=0
6666=4
1111=0
3213=0
7662=2
9313=1
0000=4
2222=0
3333=0
5555=0
8193=3
8096=5
7777=0
9999=4
7756=1
6855=3
9881=5
5531=0
2581=?

Quiz 3

Så fik vi sgisme lavet en quiz mere.....
Svarene står som sædvanligt som kommentar

1	What was developed in the 40s Manhattan Project?
2	In which country did Ho chi Minh come to power?
3	In which decade did Gorbachev lose power?
4	Crocodile embryos sex is determined by which factor, temperature, humidity, or genetics?
5	Which controversial American sportsman had the first names Orenthal James?
6	Which family lived in the Little House on the Prairie?
7	Which country did USSR invade in 1979?
8	Who had a No 1 hit with Never Gonna Give You Up?
9	Who said Let's get Rocked in a 1992 hit?
10	Which two Saturday Night Live characters broadcast from an Aurora, Illinois basement?
11	What two cartoon mice attempt every night to take over the world from their cages in Acme Labs?
12	Who teamed up with Paul McCartney for ebony and Ivory?
13	Who had a 1994 No 1 with I Swear?
14	Which Lionel sang with The Commodores?
15	Who had a 60s No 1 with Wild Thing?
16	Who first charted as a solo performer with Careless Whisper?
17	Which country has more tractors per capita, Canada, Iceland or Japan?
18	Who released the Album, "All that you can't leave behind" in 2000?
19	Who played Austin Powers in the opening sequence of the movie "Goldmember"?
20	What is Rambos' first name?
21	Over the top' centered around this sport.

Ny ordleg med bynavne

En sjov ordleg, hvor man skal indsætte bynavne, så de danner de manglende ord
Svaret står nederst

Kære Fætte_   _ _ _ _ _ _

Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt _ _ _ _ ,  _ _ _ _  ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går m_ _   _ _   _ _ n helbredelse.

Den 3. ju_ _   _ _sluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.

Vort m_ _ , _ _ _ _en i Spøttrup i S_ _ _ _ _ _   _r dig sikkert velbekendt.

Frederik fungerede som _ _ _ _ _der.

Pludselig, på et sted, hvor vejen _ _ _ _,  _ksploderede den ene _ _ _ _,
_ _ _ _et var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _, kurede vi ned ad den g_ _ _ _ _  skræmt og blev slynget ud.

Min hat blev ødelagt, og _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ede i grøften. K_ _ _ _ _   _om _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.

Solens _ _ _ _ _ stod lavt, aftenen var _ _ _ _,  _ _ _en så os, _ _ _  
_ _ _ _et var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en _ _ _ _ _, da han n_ _  
_ _ _et og døren står _ _ _ _,  _ _ber han ind, men da de_   _ _ _ _n  _ _ _
_ _rinde, hjalp det intet.

Heldigvis gik der en _ _ _ _ _   _verst på bakken.

Han så en st_ _ _ _  i asfalten og 2 _ _ _ _ _ _, som var rullet til siden.

Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp-

Han har for resten en _ _ _    _ _ _    _ _ _   _artnervænget her i byen, og
_ _    _ _ _    _odt 50m. fra hans hus.

Med venlig hilsen  _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _


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Kære FætteR Anders.


Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt slag, Else ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går mod en sen helbredelse.
Den 3. juni besluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.
Vort mål, borgen i Spøttrup i Salling er dig sikkert velbekendt.
Frederik funge’rede som vejleder.


Pludselig, på et sted hvor vejen steg, eksploderede den ene ring, stedet var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med middel fart, kurede vi ned af den grønne skrænt og blev slynget ud.
Min hat blev ødelagt, og Frederiks havnede i grøften. Kassen som Maria gerne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.


Solens skive stod lavt, aftenen var kold, ingen så os, thi stedet var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en rønne, da han når huset og døren står åben, råber han ind, men da der ingen var derinde, hjalp det intet.
Heldigvis gik der en præst øverst på bakken.
Han så en stribe i asfalten og 2 tønder, som var rullet til siden. Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp.


Han har for resten en søn der bor gartnervænget her i byen, og vi bor godt 50m. fra hans hus.


Med venlig hilsen Svend Borg

When life deals You Lemons.....

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.

"Strike Two!" he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully.

He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike Three!"

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world.

Men' s rules.....

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are OUR rules:
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

* Sex,
* Sport,
* Cars,
* or Computers

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like campin

Skulle man prøve at gøre det samme i Bilka.....?

Endelig en mand, som gør opmærksom på at vi ikke gider med ud og shoppe...
Tror nok liiiige at han bliver bedt om at blive hjemme næste gang..

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1.June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2.July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5.August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6.August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8.August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10.September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11.October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12.October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13.October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but certainly not least:

15.October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.