Can You figure it out...?

This problem can be solved by pre-school children in 5-10 minutes, by programer – in 1 hour, by people with higher education … well, check it yourself! 

8809=6
7111=0
2172=0
6666=4
1111=0
3213=0
7662=2
9313=1
0000=4
2222=0
3333=0
5555=0
8193=3
8096=5
7777=0
9999=4
7756=1
6855=3
9881=5
5531=0
2581=?

Ny ordleg med bynavne

En sjov ordleg, hvor man skal indsætte bynavne, så de danner de manglende ord
Svaret står nederst

Kære Fætte_   _ _ _ _ _ _

Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt _ _ _ _ ,  _ _ _ _  ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går m_ _   _ _   _ _ n helbredelse.

Den 3. ju_ _   _ _sluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.

Vort m_ _ , _ _ _ _en i Spøttrup i S_ _ _ _ _ _   _r dig sikkert velbekendt.

Frederik fungerede som _ _ _ _ _der.

Pludselig, på et sted, hvor vejen _ _ _ _,  _ksploderede den ene _ _ _ _,
_ _ _ _et var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _, kurede vi ned ad den g_ _ _ _ _  skræmt og blev slynget ud.

Min hat blev ødelagt, og _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ede i grøften. K_ _ _ _ _   _om _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.

Solens _ _ _ _ _ stod lavt, aftenen var _ _ _ _,  _ _ _en så os, _ _ _  
_ _ _ _et var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en _ _ _ _ _, da han n_ _  
_ _ _et og døren står _ _ _ _,  _ _ber han ind, men da de_   _ _ _ _n  _ _ _
_ _rinde, hjalp det intet.

Heldigvis gik der en _ _ _ _ _   _verst på bakken.

Han så en st_ _ _ _  i asfalten og 2 _ _ _ _ _ _, som var rullet til siden.

Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp-

Han har for resten en _ _ _    _ _ _    _ _ _   _artnervænget her i byen, og
_ _    _ _ _    _odt 50m. fra hans hus.

Med venlig hilsen  _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _


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Kære FætteR Anders.


Du kan tro, vi har fået et hårdt slag, Else ligger stadig syg, og vi andre går mod en sen helbredelse.
Den 3. juni besluttede vi at køre en tur i bilen.
Vort mål, borgen i Spøttrup i Salling er dig sikkert velbekendt.
Frederik funge’rede som vejleder.


Pludselig, på et sted hvor vejen steg, eksploderede den ene ring, stedet var bakket, og selvom vi kørte med middel fart, kurede vi ned af den grønne skrænt og blev slynget ud.
Min hat blev ødelagt, og Frederiks havnede i grøften. Kassen som Maria gerne sad på, fik jeg i hovedet.


Solens skive stod lavt, aftenen var kold, ingen så os, thi stedet var øde. Frederik slæber sig hen til en rønne, da han når huset og døren står åben, råber han ind, men da der ingen var derinde, hjalp det intet.
Heldigvis gik der en præst øverst på bakken.
Han så en stribe i asfalten og 2 tønder, som var rullet til siden. Han fandt os og skaffede hjælp.


Han har for resten en søn der bor gartnervænget her i byen, og vi bor godt 50m. fra hans hus.


Med venlig hilsen Svend Borg

Quiz nr 2

Her er der lige en quiz mere....

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3	In what movie does Jack Nicholson utter the line "You Can't Handle the Truth!"?
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5	What does CNN Stand for?
6	What was the name of the butler on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
7	In what movie based on a Stephen King work does Tom Hanks play a prison guard?
8	In what movie does Nicholas Cage play Cameron Poe?
9	In what movie does Randy Quaid play an Amish bowler?
10	In what movie did Jack Nicholson play the president of the US who was killed by aliens?
11	How many different places can a roulette ball land on a roulette wheel?
12	What did the crocodile swallow in Peter Pan?
13	Who did John Lennon marry?
14	Who wrote the song "Johnny be good"?
15	Who was the first man in space?
16	What year was President Kennedy killed?
17	Who invented the electric light bulb?
18	How much does a litre of water weigh?
19	Who is the father of Ralph on The Simpsons?
20	Who played the wife of Brad Pitt in the movie Seven?
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22	Pb is the chemical symbol of what?
23	What actress is the mother of Kate Hudson?
24	Who played James Bond in the film "Moonraker"?
25	Hans Gruber was the villain in what movie?
26	What is the 6th planet from the Sun?

10 rules for dating my daughter....

Selvom min datter kun er godt 2 år, så kan jeg jo lige så godt forberede mig på livet, som far for en teenage datter.

Jeg fandt disse 10 simple men effektive regler..
Overvejer om de skal lamineres og sættes på fordøren, så snart hun bliver teenager....

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine